i thought you were chinese

(Source: disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope)

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 


from codons, via peachydream

(Source: agentsdaily)

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

(Source: poisonightshade)

(Source: lolfactory)

glamaphonic:

eldertimtams:

sparklesandchalk:

Simone’s bouquet had a bee in it ahahah

your world champion everyone

THIS WAS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST OMG

And as they left the podium you could hear them near the microphones, Simone gasping “There was a BEE. On my THING!” with Kyla chiming in “And then it went on *MINE*!” like six year olds telling their parents.

I am laughing and squeeing so hard at the utter preciousness

the best ending to an aa final ever

sad this doesn’t include larisa protecting her from the bee while kyla laughs tho

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

cowinparachute:

mustbethewhiskey:

HOLY FUCK I AM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS THIS IS HILARIOUS.

I am fucking RAGING that I never thought of this joke first.

(Source: leepacey)

annarettberg:

Drew some characters from Orange Is the New Black!

(Source: jennalouisedaily)

stridedave:

what happened 

friendsofthemushroomkingdom:

songofages:

friendsofthemushroomkingdom:

Tbh I’m really glad that Clara had a bitch fit and left the Doctor. She is annoying and just to emotional for the show. They need to have good companions who don’t always become emotional at everything

Clara takes most things in her…

All I’m saying is that in my opinion Clara is a horrible companion and that Modern Who is so terrible compared to Classic Who

That’s fine. Personally, Clara is my favourite New Who companion and I enjoy both Classic and New Who. Naturally everyone will have opinions but I really hope you can find something about the show to make it feel less terrible just cuz it’s the one we’re all stuck with :P 

stonearrows:

i have three types of headcanon

  1. actually supported by evidence in the text or subtext
  2. nothing to confirm or deny it either way so it’s up in the air
  3. yeah that’s definitely not what canon was going for at all but i do what i want, so

(Source: allophobia)